Rent a Skill (Hannah F.)
I talked to some people during class today, but I need everyone to send me a few things for the talent auction for Christmas Anonymous.
I need a description (preferable a funny one) of what you'll be auctioning, a picture to go along with it, and your contact information for when the bidding is over and the winner needs to contact you. Here's an example if you're not sure of what to do:
Learn How to make Delicious Peanut-Butter Rice Krispy Bars!
I will teach you how to make the greatest, most delicious, amazing, and easy-to-make rice krispy bars ever! And the best part is, you get to keep the ones we make! You'll become instantly more popular as people request this delicious snack over and over.....
Please respond below with your name, skill title, and description. If you have images you would like to include, send them to me: hefmusic@charter.net
DUE November 23.
posted by erdecker @ 7:22 AM
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19 Comments:
Name: Ramon F Banzon
Skill: I will be teaching students on how to throw and flip ice cream. The art of mix master I will be showing the people that sign up.
Email: jmtrack123@yahoo.com
have you ever wanted to call somebody fat to their face? have you ever wanted to write in such a way that looks impossibly complicated but is actually possible? Well, if you donate [x amount of money] to Christmas Anonymous, you can spend [X amount of time] learning (Mandarin) Chinese from Mark Jorgensen!
yes?
Ever wished you could fill the...ah...feet of a Velociraptor for a day? Well you need-not-wish-no-more; donate enough to Christmas Anonymous, and Abir "The Righteous Raptor" Majumdar will teach you how to live a day of the average Velociraptor.
Included in the package:
-Avoiding Concord grape juice
-Disemboweling prey
-Terrorizing elderly humans
Rosie Buccellato
Outdoor Survival
Have you ever watched Mab vs. Wild or another outdoor based wilderness show and wondered how in the world they survive in such extreme environments? Wonder no more! I am here to teach you some basic outdoors skills from setting up a tent to starting a fire, in one of the most extreme environments imaginable, a Minnesota winter!
Have you ever wished people would recognize your genius but you don't have the motivation to study for hours on end? The fact is, chess is the solution! If you donate enough money to Christmas Anonymous, I will turn you into a Grand Master in no time!
nchansen@charter.net
Bandies...meh. Drumline...awesome. If you have ever wondered what we do to be so cool, here's your chance. The top bidder will receive a private drum lesson from me, and will learn the basics of how to play the snare and bass drums, as well as learn from the secretive Drumline Red Book, and maybe even learn a few popular rallies as well.
I can clean someone's room. Few people know this, but I once worked as a Janitor so I am very qualified to clean a room.
e-mail: spursrock33@hotmail.com
-Steph
Have you ever went to the store and saw a really cute piece of jewelry, but didn't want to pay the expensive price? Well if you bid [x amount] for Christmas Anonymous, I will teach you the basics of beading.
-You can keep the necklace, bracelet, OR earrings you make.
Do you ever wish that you didn't suck at math? Or do you want to amaze your friends by doing complex math problems in your head?
Well if you donate enough to Christmas Anonymous you will receive 1 hour of math help from Jake "The Human Calculator" Herbers.
jakendx832@gmail.com
Who really uses proper grammar anymore? You don't have to because, for a donation to Christmas Anonymous, Kelly Adkins will proofread your next big paper for you! Leave the punctuation and capitalization up to me :)
email: kellybelly92@juno.com
Have you ever wanted to know how to make crack? It is the new taste sensation that's hitting the nation. A delicious dessert made easy. If you want to know how, bid the highest amount and Taylor Bly will teach you the secret ingredients. :)
Email: taylorbly1@gmail.com
Name: Ramon F Banzon
Skill: I will be teaching students on how to throw and flip ice cream. There are only a few ice cream mix master warriors around the world. Students will get a chance to fulfill their lifelong dreams and have the chance to experience what it takes to become an ice cream mixmaster warrior. I will be showing the people the art of throwing and flipping ice cream a skill and art that has been passed down for thousands and thousands of years. There might be one student out there that will be the next cold stone avatar the last airbender........
Email: jmtrack123@yahoo.com
Do you have lots of friends? Want to make them something cool for the winter holidays? If you donate enough, Millie will teach you how to make awesome friendship bracelets AND give you two free cool ones :]
email: ameliabedelia03@gmail.com
Is the violin too hard, guitar too painful, and piano too heavy?
Fortunately, I'm here to teach you to play the cello, an imposing instrument that is also light to carry and easy on the fingers.
- Thomas D
Sam P.
Bodyguard.
¿Cómo estás?
Having trouble with Spanish homework? For something as simple as your donation I can help you study for a Spanish test or help you on an assignment.
hey i just had a thought....
most people didn't send me a picture to go with their skill, and i know it'll catch more attention if there are some. So maybe i could take/obtain somehow a picture of each person who's doing this and put that on the sheets? any thoughts?
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