Skills Talent Auction
posted by erdecker @ 3:04 PM
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JM AP English Government
A resource for John Marshall's Advanced Placement English and Government class. Woo-hoo!
Thursday, November 29, 2007
About Me
- Name: erdecker
- Location: Lanesboro, Minnesota, United States
Enchanted April at Roc Rep Jan 2016 (Sound Design). Donnybrook's Dilemma Murder Mystery Jan 10 (Donnybrook actor). Valentine's Murder Mystery at Plummer House Feb 13 (actor). Ole and Lena in Love at Rochester Sons of Norway March 19 (Director).
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That's a picture of us....
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....that is so funny, and ironic.
PAM your talent is mine!!!!
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Will take highest five bids for an evening of theatre games!
C. Jordan
Resident "Goddess" of Theatre JM.
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So... how's the talent auction coming??
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